luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via orange-rhino)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor 

(via tamikaflynned)

ellendegeneres:

Noah has a close encounter with a Triceratops

(via enchantedenemas)

comingtoconclusions:

Listen here. You’re going through your tumblr and you see a cat. But not just any cat, it’s a Pallas Cat. It looks like an angry ball of fluff, but then you see the derp pictures. Which is the real Pallas Cat you wonder.
The asshole. That’s who the real Pallas Cat is.

(Source: derschneefiel, via opatisliz)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Source: lalulutres, via kaijuhearmenow)

(Source: weheartit.com, via lohanthony)

queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

(via somethingreallyclevergoeshere)

Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

(Source: memoriesofelephants, via charliexxx)